29+ Musician Humor

Musicians are a rare breed and no matter which instruments they play they re perfectly suited to be the butts of jokes.

Musician humor. For the star wars. The funniest musician jokes ever told part 1 check out some of our favorite jokes on musicians below. How do you make musicians complain. Twelve tone commercial joke a young child says to his mother mom when i grow up i d like to be a musician she replies well honey you know you can t do both q. From tv show seinfeld to hit movie the blues brothers anonymous gags to laughs about gigs these are the best music jokes in the world. 27 totally cringe worthy music jokes that you need in your life right now. Special thanks to sheldon wong of mountain group audio and rick rosen of the rick rosen marketing group for helping to get this whole thing started and to all who have contributed.

We would greatly appreciate your contribution. Whether you re a musician or not we re sure you ll enjoy the music humor on this list. But in the end it doesn t even matter. God doesn t think he s a conductor. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with linkin park. What is jehovah s witness favorite band. It keeps playing black sabbath.

Musician jokes welcome to the worlds largest collection of musician jokes. Did you hear the one about the viola. Music puns may not be your forte but you can t deny their greatness. It s a little bit funny. What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream. We don t want to toot our own horn but we ve been known to tickle the ivories every once in a while. Your taste in music can be determined by your chromosomes.

Xy male xx female yyy delilah i m not so excited the disappointer sisters. Check out these 12 cringeworthy music puns that are so bad you just have to laugh. Where it pay to be funny. Cash prizes to the top 10 jokes every week. What s the difference between a conductor and god. I bought a rocking chair. Depeche a la mode.

No instrument musician or music style is sacred here. Staccato s and fermata s 2.